Ok this post is 1 week late. Doesn't help that I've been pretty busy with wedding dinnerS, bball, soccer, parties, etc.

So last Monday was a public holiday. Sam and I went to Casuarina prata at bout 10pm 'cos we had a late lunch earlier on. Sam was driving and the weather was pretty cool so the windows were down. Sam saw a parking lot and was attempting to reverse park. However, a couple walking in front was really taking their own sweet time - walking and hugging lovey doveyily.

Sam was pretty impatient so she shouted 'WAHLAUEH!'. The girl in front obviously heard her cos the windows were down. So the girl turned to her bf/husband asking if he heard that and she turned back to stare at us. Sam, being very Rooneyish that night, wanted to shout and gesture more abuse but I managed to stop her. I waved to the girl and gave a sheepish smile in an apologetic manner.

After that when we got to the prata place, the girl was sitting outside while we were sitting inside. The girl tried to look at us and wave. Sam, already abit humji, chose to act blind. I had to wave back obviously.

I told Sam that she should acknowledge the girl and just let matters rest. She refuse. I decided to scare her by saying that what if the girl decide to scratch Sam's car. Sam got even more humji. She retorted with the 'I'll call my father, I'll call this person, I'll call that person', just like how in primary school we always warn our idiotic classmate 'I'll tell teacher!'.

I called her bluff and asked her to stop trying to mask her insecurities. All of a sudden, Sam said 'Let's hurry up and eat. Help me see when the girl leaves and I'll run to my car first so she cannot do anything to it.' LOL.

Thats not all. After we were done eating, we walked back to the car first. The girl was still in her seat enjoying her teh-O while we had to rush through our meal. Then Sam spotted a man walking to and fro her car boot area. She got abit frightened and asked me 'Isit she called her friend to scratch my car?'

My dear Sam, don't worry 'cos nobody is as childish as you.

Anyways, there are more hilarious stories of Sam to share. I'm not gonna post here though. For more funny stories, ask PussyJus, WC, Cloudy, or ZZ. Quote 'Drunk. Sam. Rochester. Last Saturday.'