I decided to go to church this morning to pray for my exams 'cos after my first paper I felt that I needed to pray to every available religion in order not to flunk. I slept at 5am last night 'cos of the Real-Barca match and what a great match it was. I think that God is Brazilian, and here's why...



So after just 4 hours of sleep, I went to church. Reverend Viinson Goal (not his real name) gave the sermon today. He told a stupid lame joke about a nun, a cab driver and a tranny. If you wanna hear it I can tell it to you another time 'cos right now I have no mood for jokes.

Anyways, today's sermon was about some revival thingy. Rev Goal said that today's church-goers are all subnormal from the standard of God and that if we were to become normal, people will think that we are abnormal. And then he talked about three factors which explain the situation. I can only remember the first 'cos I was too infuriated to listen to the rest.

The first factor was about yoked relationships. Relationships between believers and non-believers. I simply don't understand why it is so hard for them to accept non-believers. Its so primary school thinking lah. Like how in pri school, the girls always don't friend the boys cos they are not girls and they believe that boys are evil. And then when the boys hear the word 'girls' they will all go 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..' C'mon la, boys will be boys and girls will be girls. They will learn eventually that they have to co-exist. Thats a fact you can't change. Maybe thats why more and more boys are going for sex change operation or becoming gay and girls are becoming butches and turning into lesbians. In the end, the lady boys and the gays and the butches and the lesbians are still not accepted by the society when in the first place its the society that made them turn out like that.

I was so angry. So in a bid to take revenge, I decided to go to Giordano after lunch. And I bought a product of the mother of all evil..



Guess who?



Hey!

Yes if right now you feel that Mickey is saying "You can just suck my cock you holy guacamole!" to people like the dear Mr Rev, you are not the only one. Why do I say that Walt Disney is evil? Because THEY think so! Talking animals are not cool to THEM. We should just capture all THESE people and lock them up inside Disneyland Hong Kong. That'll be like THEIR worst nightmare I think.

Bottomline: If you want people to respect your religion, you should start by respecting other people and even respect other religions. Me, I have faith in God. I feel that its just these people interpreting his Holy words the wrong way. If God is alive, I'm sure he will say to them the same thing Mickey is saying.

Amen.

Woah guess who's going to the SEA games..

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Sigh.. To think that I can't even clear my IPPT. I should be in the Hall of Shame.

Any fit and strong young man wanna make a quick buck, kindly contact me.

No I'm not gay. I just remembered that I have to clear my IPPT by my bday which is about a month away. And right now, I'm so unfit that there is no way I'll be able to pass. Noooo I dun wanna go for RT (remedial training)!

Sigh. The troubles of being a man in Singapore. And they say that young people don't love their country.

Haven't been blogging recently 'cos I've been camping in school since Sunday in an attempt to mug for my exams. I've concluded that it sure is tough to try to study and learn one whole semester worth of work in a space of 3 to 4 days. But that's just me 'cos I love to hug the dear Buddha's leg.

Anyways I'm kinda lucky but unfortunate at the same time. I'm the one-paper-a-week man for this week and the next. I have a paper tml, then the next one is on next friday, before finishing my exams with a bang.. 3 papers in the last 3 days! I think I'm gonna die during the last week. But at least I have my holidays to look forward to.

Come 1st December 2005, my exams will end and my holidays will start. Looking forward to my Bangkok trip which is a week after my exams end. And another two weeks after my Bangkok trip will be Christmas. I don't really celebrate Christmas but who cares.. I like Christmas! 'Cos Christmas is the eve of my birthday haha! Then it'll be a brand new year soon after. Haven't spent a decent December holidays ever since I came into uni, with all the stupid trainings and shit going on in December. This year will be a first and I'm gonna enjoy myself thoroughly. Yeeeeha! Goodluck to all the peeps who are having their exams and add oil to all the peeps who are mugging!

I know this is old newspaper already. But I find it damn true so I'm posting it.


Words Women Use (and what they really mean)

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way for saying "#@$@ you!"

Ever seen a mule?



mule - n. The sterile hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse, characterized by long ears and a short mane.

Ever heard of the saying 'as stubborn as a mule'?
Well, since a mule has the genes of a male donkey, that makes it an ass as well.
So, if you're as stubborn as a mule, that will make you an ass too.

Maybe I should just turn a blind eye to everything. Then probably I won't end up making myself so frustrated. Accusing me of being condescending towards you is so totally wrong. I treat you like royalty, mind you. Maybe its because of the long ears that characterize a mule that make you oversensitive.

Bah.

Go watch Flightplan.



Action packed thriller right from the start. Especially for pilots, air stewardess and people working on the plane. Even those passengers who take the plane regularly.

The movie makes me feel like working on the plane even more. Since I can't become a pilot and I'm no engineer, I think my available option left is to become an air steward. Maybe I should really do that. Woohoo.. chio chio air stewardess-ES here I come!