tempation.allurement.attraction.provocation.seduction.captivation.enchantment.fascination.betrayal.defection.desertion.unfaithfulness.twotiming.cheating.guilt.felonious.distraught.sad.remourseful.abashed.regretful.sorry.

I've been taking cab back to hall quite often nowadays 'cos i can't stand public transport no more. I can't help but notice that once I tell him that I wanna go to NUS, the taxi uncle will start speaking in english to me even though his taxi license says Lim Ah Huat or Tan Ah Kow or watsoever.


A typical conversation..

Me: Uncle, NUS.


Uncle: goal buy CTE or Ronnie Load?


Me: Er Lornie Road then Farrer then Holland.


Uncle: ok. you er one two goal buy sarth bieona wista or crementi load?


Me: Clementi Road.


A while later..


Me: Uncle, turn right in front.


Uncle: Turn light ar? Hokay!


Look.. I'm not trying to make fun of them. But it doesn't mean that you have to speak english to someone who's going to NUS. And it doesn't mean that you have to speak chinese to someone who's going to NTU the school of cheena poks. (=P couldn't resist that!) Perhaps the taxi uncles think that it is a good opportunity for them to brush up their english.


Hmmm maybe it's actually 'cos I look malay? Habis la. Anyways a belated Selamat Hari Raya Haji to all the Mats and Minahs out there.. Rock on! ..|..

**WARNING**


Seriously, there is a limit to my patience. This is just to let all my dear friends out there know that although i'm rather easy-going and soft-spoken, don't try me.

Just when I thought I turned 22 less than a month ago..

You Are 21 Years Old

21 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

I was talking to my fren on msn this morning when I started complaining that I was hungry. Here's what she typed...


*awfullywitchy: i am but a bimbo says:
i had a banana cake (BJ) for breakfast


I was laughing like crazy for her usuage of banana cake as a code for a BJ.. didnt expect her to tell me her sex secrets although we are on relatively good terms. (i'm trying hard to protect your identity, PAL. OOPS!) *LOL*


You go girl! Wish I can get that kinda breakfast too. Hahahahahahahahaha...

Isn't Ethan sucha cutie?

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"


"Agreed!" answers the speeder.


"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?"


"That's easy! It's a car!"


"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.


"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.


"Okay, but this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"


"Fair enough."


"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is it?"


"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"


"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"


"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.


"Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.


"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."


"Go ahead"


"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.


"Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!"


"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your
daughter?"

I've been wanting to blog about this for quite some time already but didn't really get down to doing it.


Jack's dad used to give him a monthly allowance of $500. Jack doesn't use up the whole sum of money and saves quite a bit every month. After a few months, his dad decided to give him $250 instead. Well, Jack felt that since he doesn't spend $500 every month, he should be able to get by with $250. However, there was a slight tinge of disappointment.


The $250 was just enough for Jack to get by. He could only afford the basic necessities. He was unable to dine at expensive restaurants and now he has to eat at fastfood joints and foodcourts. All of a sudden, his dad decides to stop giving him any money at all. Jack became very disappointed. He wondered why his dad had to do that to him.


Thinking bout it, wouldn't it be better if his dad had started off by giving him $100 a month, and increasing it to $250 and then gradually to $500? Why did his dad wanna spoil him in the first place, and then go down so harsh on him?


Well I guess more often than not, when things go wrong, we'll tend to ask "What's his problem man?". I think we should also consider the fact that "Is it my problem?" Thats how we get the phrase "Is it him, or is it just me?".


Maybe thats why I have no idea what to say. And why I have no idea how to react.

Together.. NO MORE!






Yups the golden couple of hollywood broke up, ba da bing ba da boom. This shows that somehow beautiful people just can't stay together forever. Fo' shizzle my nizzle.


On a brighter note, he IS single now! Oh Achilles!

Last nite I met someone new and she commented that I am soft-spoken.


soft-spoken

adj : having a speaking manner that is not loud or harsh; "she was always soft-spoken"


Notice how the example says "SHE was always soft-spoken"? Damnit, don't brand me a pussy just 'cos I'd rather reserve my comments to myself when there are strangers around. I'm shy when i'm with people whom i dun know or dun really know. Seriously.


Now I feel like a soft-shell crab. Like some kinda hen-pecked pussy.

Bangladesh Worker: Sir, me no come to work, me sick.


Boss: When I am sick, I have sex with my wife. Try it.


2 hours later..
Bangladesh Worker: Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.

took this pic from a menu at a restaurant during my recent trip to thailand. Fried noods with anything it says. I wanted abalone, scallops and sharksfin in mine but too bad daddy didnt allow me to. =(

So UNglam!

Here's a lookback on the year 2004 for me..


Babe of the Year: Jacelyn Tay

(absolutely babelicious! jeanette aw's too short)


Flavour of the Year: tall, slim, long nice legs, pretty, intelligent and sporty
(wad else man? this is like my flavour since i was born.. though it doesn't really describe a certain somebody =P)


Game of the Year: NBA Live 2004

(had sean cheng and i playing for 2 solid sems)


Favourite Food of the Year: Nasi Goreng with Ikan Bilis from the prata shop at Fong Seng
(managed to pip the XLB from Din Tai Fung 'cos its cheap n convenient)


Favourite Drink of the Year: Ice Horlicks (i thought only lil kids drink it, but ended up getting hooked myself after a sip. guess there really is a lil kid in everybody)


Favourite TV show of the year: a tie between the OC and the Simple Life
(One has Mischa Barton aka Marissa Cooper and the other has Paris Hilton. How to choose???)


Favourite Anime/Cartoon of the year: Southpark (impressively creative)


Happy New Year everyone!