Mum:
eh your galfren isit very chap sar diam one? (chinese translation: shi3 san1 dian3)

Me: ...........

Mum:
aiya but galfren too gim1 (english translation: bright) also no good la.

Dad to Mum:
wah you finally agree that you are no good?

Mum: ..........

Me: diao.

Schnappi song




Lyrics

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei.

Refrain:
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

(Refrain)

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann.

(Refrain)

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.

(Refrain)


Translation

I am Snappy, the little crocodile.
I come from Egypt, located at the Nile.
At first, inside an egg I lay,
then I snip-snap-snapped me out one day.

I am Snappy, the little crocodile,
I have so many sharp teeth in my smile.
I snap up everything I smell,
I snap because I can so well.

I am Snappy, the little crocodile,
I like snapping – I play it all the while.
For my Mom, I’ll set a little trap,
and then she’ll see how well that I can snap.

I am Snappy, the little crocodile,
I could go on snapping for a while.
I nip Dad's leg to make him leap,
and then I simply go to sleep.

Offense doesn't win games all the time. There are times when you are doing so well on the offense that the match seems all wrapped up. Complacency sets in. The defending team is just bidding its time, waiting for the offensive team to slip up.

Wham! Its the 80th minute now and the score is tied at 2-2. Should the more offensive team try to score 1 more to win the game and risk losing the match even though a draw is suffice? Or should they just learn to start defending whatever they have since the more defensive team are in good form and high morale at this moment after coming back from two goals down?

Maybe you do need to learn a thing or two from Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho - The Special One.

I made an Xmas card. Took me the whole night but I still manage to wake up at 9am to watch King Lebron in action. I just un-made the Xmas card. Cos suddenly it looked so ugly and meaningless to me.

Whatever man. Christmas is for Christians. To me, Christmas is just the eve of my Birthday. Muahahaha..

I went to watch Narnia yesterday. People have been saying that there's Christianity in this show. And yup they are right.



That's the White Witch. Her powers are modelled after Jesus. Jesus turned stone into gold and water into wine. When she first appeared, the White Witch dropped some liquid onto the icy ground, and a warm drink appeared. She gave the warm drink to Edmund who was totally freezing. And during the battle scenes, the White Witch was able to turn people into ice with her magic stick, a la turning stone into gold.

Also, the White Witch seriously has some rather staunch Christian believes. When she met Edmund, she wanted him to bring his brother and two other sisters along with him to her palace the next time he comes back through the wardrobe. Thats like going to church on Sunday. One person going alone does not suffice. You have to bring your family along.

Oh and one last similarity. The White Witch claims that she is the Queen of Narnia. Her followers acknowledge her as their queen. But not the rest of Narnia. Doesn't that sound familiar? Like the guy who is supposed to be King?

I saw a red tee shirt that day which says 'Stop bitching about my boyfriend'.

In the world today, people bitch. It takes more than a tee shirt with words on it to stop people from bitching about someone. Nobody is perfect, that's why there is so much bitching going around. But there are always people who are less perfect than the not-so-perfect people, and that's where the invitation to bitch comes from. Yup, I'm not a perfect person either. I should go buy one that says 'Stop bitching about me. Hmmph! *pouts*'. Wahahahahaha...

Anyways, I've been going to town quite often nowsadays. And there are like tons of banks doing roadshows asking people to sign up for their credit cards. Isn't it amazing how the credit limit they offer is always several times of your monthly income? And then they expect you to pay your bills at the end of the month when you get your pay? And then for the next month you will have no cash in hand and you gotta use the credit card again? And that this whole thing just goes in a vicious cycle? My advise is that we shouldn't spend more than we can afford. When I say afford, I mean the money that we have in hand now, and not money that is gonna come in at the end of the month. No money, no honey? Think again.. if you think that way then is that the honey you want?

Some people really need to wake up their motha'fucking mind.

Today I became MNG pudding. ryN* wanted to go town to check out the MNG sale. Too bad she was one day late and the smaller sizes were all sold out. BUT, the MNG outlet at takashimaya was still damn freaking crowded. And smelly as well. Everybody just kept squashing and squishing each other and in the end we all became part of the MNG pudding. ryN* said that it was smelly inside the store 'cos "girls morph into stinky scary things when they see the words 'mango sale'". Although I still have no idea why ryN* started smelling like puke at the traffic junction outside Heeren. I always knew that her reactions are abit slower than normal people, but not that slow. Hahahaha..

I offered to buy ryN* a pair of levis 'cos she has been complaining that she has never own a pair of levis in her entire life. I thought that was quite sad. Almost as sad as when she told me that she has never flew a kite nor seen a kite in real life. Anyway back to levis.. luckily in the end, after trying two pairs of jeans, she didn't like the cutting. Phew. Saved me some money. Nonetheless, I think that one should not try too much to please a girl by using monetary or materialistic term. More so if its beyond your own financial means. 'Cos the stakes will just get higher and higher, and in the end you keena up by someone else until you bo pian you gotta fold, there's no 30 day money back guarantee. But hey I'm no scrooge k, I'm just being realistic. Besides, I know how to please a girl by other means. *winks* wahahahahaha..

After shopping in town I sent ryN* back home and watched the last episode of the 9pm Jeannette Aw's dancing show. I like the ending. Not cliche at all. Well done scriptwriter! Then I played table tennis with ryN* and Zeke and then I went back to town to meet Wc, Dex n Gwen for an impromtu supper at Coffeeclub. We talked cock n sing song until I just got back not long ago. The baked bolo spaghetti is not bad man. Do give it a try next time!

The fishball mee uncle collected $2 from me and told me to sit down first. Twenty minutes later he came up to me and said, "Young man, maybe I got not enough fishballs ten minutes later. If liddat I'll just give you meatballs."

I said, "KNN la uncle. Simi LJ maybe. Don't have enough means don't have. Then you just give me back my $2 and I'll go order from another stall. I don't want meatballs. You say maybe. Then I have to wait another ten minutes to know the outcome. Don't waste my time."

Maybe next time I order from him I be guai lan. I order, "Uncle, maybe I want mee pok. Maybe I want tar one. Maybe I want mai hiam. Maybe I don't want tau gay. Maybe I sitting at table 55 maybe 23. But just cook for me first la then we see how ok."

I spoke to GOD this morning.

In case you're wondering.. No, I'm being serious.

The girl who says goodbye and then puts the phone down on me expects me to call her back to say a proper goodbye.

Thats like ordering fishball soup and telling the uncle I want mee pok tar mai hiam and then expect him to know that I dun want tau gay.

Welcome back Team Singapore!



So glad that I went along with my parents to pick my sis up from the airport. Because I found my new crush..



Haha so pretty right?



Too bad got bf. But I like to potong jalan. Somemore I heard she's in NUS. And the bf's in army. Hohohohohoho...

I'm leaving for Thailand next week so I asked if my friend wants anything from Bankok. The reply was 'Nope I don't want anything. All I want is for you to come back safely.'

Sweet until can keena diabetes lah!

THIS says it all.

I fucking swear that this is the last time I get hoodwinked by people into taking sciencey modules.

Don't worry I still love that certain someone who made me take General Biology this semester.

Tomorrow marks the last day of my exams. Why do i say last day? BECAUSE I have two fucking paperS on my last day. And I'm a traditionally weak finisher on the last day of exams. Damnit.

But who cares? After tomorrow.. its no more tuts, no more books, no more teachers' fucking dirty looks (for the next one month)!