In case you haven't read the Home section of today's Straits Times, there was an article about an NTU boy, president of some undisclosed club, who got caught for being a peeping tom in his hostel's female toilet. Guys who have NTU girlfriends, and who think that their NTU girlfriend are sibe dropdead gorgeous or something, u all better warn them or go do guard duty outside their toilet when they bathe and pee. Nonetheless, different people have different tastes lah. Not everybody will have the same taste.

If you think having a peeping tom in a female toilet is bad, here's something worse.



I'm not sure if you can see clearly. I'm lazy to type it out for you so just try to read it. Its worth the read. I got this pic from MZ who took it from someone's blog, yeah so if you want me to give you credit for it just let me know. I'm not plagiarizing k. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this notice was found in the boys' toilet of the Central Library in NUS. Ok you can go "EEEEeeeewWWwWwwwwwWw!" now.

What's wrong with undergrads nowsadays? Exam too stress isit.

And so I've been talking to quite a number of people who did not manage to pass the SIA air steward and stewardess tests. They told me about reaching the place at 330am to queue up when it starts at 9am, the different rounds of interview they had to go through, water confidence tests, skin checks, psychometric tests, and so much more. It sounded abit like the auditions for Singapore Idols, minus the TV coverage.

Suddenly, I have utmost repect for one of ryN*'s fren who is an air stewardess with SIA. I think from now on when I see her, I will see her in a different light. It will not be memories of their 'adventures' or 'encounters' in TPJC or their dumb blonde moments that I have witnessed or heard, when I see her. Instead, I will see her in the light of erm almost like a Singapore Idol.

This post was written in honour of those who made it and have become an air stewardess. I will try to fulfill my own Singaporean dream (no, not the 5CS. its the SIA air crew dream) soon lah. In the years to come..

Guess who called me today?



I'm not talking about Eric Khoo asking me to star in his next hit movie "Tau Kwa Man" or "Be With Her". I'm talking about one of these babes, or rather babe 'cos I don't think the other is sucha babe..



I don't care if its just for schoolwork purpose. A call means a call, there's no denying that. *LOL*

I went to watch a play last night with Wc, miss phish and yilynn last night..



Yes I went because ryN* is one of the lead in the play.



In case you think that ryN* looks awfully young in this picture, its cos she was playing the role of an 8 year old kid. It kinda freaked me out lah.

Oh.. special mention goes out to baka who plays the role of ryN*'s 10 year old cousin. I just discovered that Baka reads my blog too. (Hi Baka!) Baka happens to be SJ's primary school friend. What a coincidence! But, how come the kids from their pri sch are either super small size or super big size? Haha..



Since we're on the topic of SJ's friends, the ah ma of the play also happens to be SJ's friend. I think she was his NJC classmate.



My frens said I should outdo Suneo-lookalike last night by going up to stage and present my DearDearestDarling with a bouquet of purple roses which I went all the way to Holland V to buy.



However, my plans were spoilt or rather I was saved from dying of embarassment, because the usher said that no flowers are allowed inside the place. Phew! Later that night, I saw Suneo-lookalike's blog. My gosh. There is seriously no way that anybody can outdo that guy. Not even PussyJus. I also must applaud him already.

My friend told me that my last post wasn't up to the standard of Suneo-lookalike and his gf. So my friend gave me a phrase to add to the last part of my last post. Go check it out. Gives me goosebumps sia..

So apparently, the latest talk is about this guy who looks like this character, Suneo (i can't rem his chinese name), in Doraemon.





So apparently, this Suneo-lookalike guy and his gf are so so so so sooooo sweet to each other that whenever I read their blogs, ants crawl all over my laptop screen. Well, that is abit exaggerating. BUT, they are more exaggerated than my above statement. Oh and so far, more than __ (insert any numbers that u feel like) people have commented that this new gf of his looks like his beloved ex-gf.


Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Suneo.

Suneo Honekawa (骨川スネ夫, Honekawa Suneo?) is the braggart who parades his material wealth in front of Nobita. He is Jaian's underling, possibly to hide the fact that he is much more of a crybaby than Nobita. He is a talented artist and designer. He also has a younger brother, Sunetsugu (スネツグ), who was adopted into his uncle's family in New York.


Here's what I have to say about the Suneo-lookalike.

As above.


Before you think that I'm just plain jealous or something.. well, why should I be? Afterall, I have my own Dear-dear/ Sweetie/ Darling dear/ Sweetie dear..



I lub you deep deep darling! (wahlan buay tahan *cringes*)

I have one hand, you have another; put them together, and we'll have each other.

P.S. if u want their blogs just ask me for it. or ask around. everyone should know. its the best kept open secret of all time.

Cell Phone Law

According to a proposed new law that would go into effect Mar 1, 2006 you will no longer be able to use a handphone while driving unless you have a "hands free" adapter. I went to Synergy Business Center in Jurong and they wanted S$50 for a headset with a microphone for my handphone. Having a friend in the handphone business, I talked with him and was able to come up with an alternative.

These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all. I paid him S$1.50 each because he bought in quantity. Then we tried it with Nokia, Motorola, Sony Ericsson and Samsung units and they worked perfectly. I'm very confident it will fit ANY model.

A photo is attached so scroll down & take a look and let me know if you want one. Also, forward this to anyone you know, who has a handphone, and who may want one!

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I wanna ZHNG MY CAR!

into something like this..













Damn FIERCE right? hyundai Mugen leh mai siao siao. except mine will be black. and mine has two more doors. oh and i have gold rims.. more sia lan. wahahahaha!

Let us all put our hands together and pray that 9692 (purposely put red color so that it will be ang ji [loosely translated: red letters]) will open first prize this wednesday.

(credits to Bugs for the pix)

This fella HERE is quite a mofo.

Although its rather mean, it is undeniably funny.

Sorry this may seem abit gay. But the lyrics are apt.

Reflection - Christian Aguilera

Look at me,
You may think you see who I really am
But you'll never know me
Everyday its as if I play a part
Now I see if I wear a mask
I can fool the world but I can not fool my heart

Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me
when will my reflection show who I am inside

I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart
and what I believe in
but somehow I will show the world what's inside my heart
and be loved for who I am

Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me
why is my reflection someone I don't know
must I pretend that I'm someone else for all time
when will my reflection show who I am inside

There's a heart that must be free to fly
that burns with a need to know the reason why
why must we all conceal what we think
how we feel
must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide

I wont pretend that I'm someone else for all time
when will my reflection show who I am inside
when will my reflection show who I am inside