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May the force be with you -hisses-

Miss T was talking about how her boyfren claimed that a particular Mr YH was using her as a footstool for her cousin. That was simply mean lah! Even I, the meanest of the mean bfs, won't say something like that. Then again, Miss T's boyfren is the manliness of man. So he must be really man enough to have said something like that.


a LOT of guys are using the tactic of making friends with the less-than-attractive friend of a girl they want to fuck in order to score points with the girl they really want. These kinda less-than-attractive friends are also known as female footstools.


I was wondering whether this footstool theory is applicable for guys as well.


**The following has been censored due to many disagreements from the mentioned personnels. The author sincerely regrets and deeply apologises for the comments made earlier. The author hopes that his good friends do not walk out on him 'cos he loves all of them, very much.**


edited on 25th May 2005 16:50hrs

Qn: How many liars does it take to fix a lightbulb?


Ans: 10,000 also not enuf!
'Cos they'll all be lying (down).

What do you do about serial liars whom you have no idea when they are telling the truth and when they are not? NOTHING!


In an attempt to make myself less pissed, I decided to engage in retail therapy. Here's what I bought!





my new shoe -> Forrest Hills 82






by Adidas!


Gold is the IN-color ma' homeys (or isit homies).. it's like Bling-Bling ya know. Now can ya dig that, sucka?

I can't stand liars.


Even if they have their reasons. Even if they are my friends. Even if they are my good friends.


There's really no need to lie. It's better to tell the truth. 'Cos the cat will be let out of the bag somehow.


When you lie, you will have to tell even more lies to cover up for that single lie. Is it worth it?


I'm irritated. Very irritated. But I hope I'm wrong.


I always give people benefit of the doubt.

I am iNcRedIbLE !

My pal (center)

Oh have you all tried the mini Cornetto? I swear its so freaking small that if your boyfriend's dick is as small as that, you should just stay in the bathroom and wash your hair with Herbal Essence. As for guys who have mini Cornetto-sized dicks, the best analogy is like trying to play billard with a short cue stick. You just can't hit the spot (on the cue ball).

You know you're playing too much games on your Playstation 2 when your left wrist hurts and there is a sharp pain in your right thumb.

Starwars Episode III Revenge of the Sikh is the most talked about movie right now. There are so much hype surrounding it. I chanced upon some pretty dumb stuff.


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Hokkien Starwars - courtesy of Power 98

~Destroy the Sikh we must~

So apparently ryN* went Berkelah waterfalls, without me. Here's a recap of what I did on the first day when she was not around..


re-aligned my first tattoo (though I listen to Perfect 10 more often)







got a new tattoo (I know Decepticons transform mostly into planes and not cars, but I like to be the bad guy!)







met my lecture mates (the first two friends I made from my faculty!)







indulged in good food (had crystal jade XLB before that and was freaking full but realised that it was a tuesday which meant waffles at 1/2 price!)







appreciate nature's work of art (checkout the curves *picture courtesy of Jo*)







It was a pretty fun day.. but without ryN* around.. it just doesn't feel right..


To quote Dr Evil, "Mini-me, you complete me." (or wassit Jerry Macguire?)

In case you people don't read my tagboard, some people tagged me rather interesting stuff. I feel obliged to reply but I really wish they will leave their name so that I know who I'm talking to. I don't like talking to people whom I have no idea what they look like. Call me superficial, 'cos I am. I'm not a Christian so I can't be like them talking to an imaginary friend and thinking that he is answering them in some way or another.


...: i think honestly, you should open up your heart to God. He has given you life. He has given you *rYn. you're majorly blessed. =)


Yup I am totally thankful that I have ryN*. She is like an angel sent down from heaven into my life. Heaven must be missing an angel 'cos she's here on earth. Normal people will agree that those are compliments on ryN*. But, some people, and when I say some I mean the Christian folks, might think that I'm accusing ryN* of being a fallen angel! *GASP* No! I don't mean that. If I open up my heart to God 'cos ryN*'s Christian, how am I gonna answer to my six other wives? Two are Catholics, one's a Buddhist, two are niggas, and I can't remember my last wife (either that or I only have six in total. pardon my math). And about giving me life, nobody's ever gonna take that credit away from my mummy. God took duno how many days to create Adam, but my mummy took 9 months to give birth to me.


...: Plus, i don't think those people meant to keep looking. Think of it, they were just curious as you were *rYn's bf..that's all. relax k?


Sorry if I forgot to mention that I was sitting on the bench alone. I wasn't wearing my "I am ryN*'s boyfren" tee shirt that day. Oh and I was wearing long sleeve so my tattoo which says "I love ryN*" was concealed. You all get the point. And curiosity kills the cat. Cat is not a shortform for Catholics. Curiosity can kill Christians, Catholics, Buddhist, Watsoever.


I think God has a plan for all of us. I guess His plan for me is to not know him. But I kinda have a clue who He is. He is black, has a shiny head and goes by the number 23. Presenting to you, His royal Airness..

ryN* was having bible study session in church yesterday afternoon which was supposed to end at 630pm. I got to her church but she was held up, so I decided to take out my Real Estate Law notes to study 'cos my paper is on Tuesday. I vividly remember Jo telling me that she went to church last sem during exams and she got good results. I was hoping the same will happen to me, furthermore, I was studying in church.


I was sitting at the benches which I assume is the waiting area. The moment I walked towards the benches, this group of teenyagers, who were sitting together at one of the benches, all turned and look at me in the most queer manner. That is the kind of look I used to give Indians when I was young, 'cos mummy always say that if I was naughty the ah bu nehnehs will cook me with curry and eat me up. Or maybe, they just couldn't believe that Edison Chen got off his black Mazda RX7 and was walking towards them.


Heck. I sat down and thought to myself that at least I can call myself a head-turner now. But I seriously thought that there was some religion-ism (a la racism) in the air, like they can't feel the force in me. Shit come to think of it, I should've made the Martian we've-come-in-peace hand sign \\ //,.


So there I was reading, when this boy and two girls got up to leave. As the boy walked past me, he said, "Aiya dun need to study so hard one lah". Then the three of them started giggling. Wahlau watermelon banana papaya milkshake lah. I got surfed in church. Young punk. Pui.


I was too taken aback to fight back. Come to think of it, if I said anything bad it probably will reflect badly on ryN* amongst the Bedok Methodist Church community. The things that they teach in church nowadays. Tsktsk.


Exams, dun study, just pray. Sick, dun see doctor, just pray. Stomachache, dun shit, just pray. Mouth full of rubbish, dun wash, just pray. Simi sai.