Wow.. since the launch of my blog, i've been labelled a conformist, being full of shit, and other stuff like my blog is so not engaging, that i shud go to the toilet to wank.. Sigh. -depressed- Guess im just unpopular. Whatever, i do what i want! =P

Went to catch 'Day After Tml' today. The movie sucks. It should be renamed GE1202. The imbalance of salt and fresh water in the ocean can cause a change in the currents resulting in THE SECOND ICE AGE??? They might as well try to convince me that the increasing population of Indians in Spore will cause a drop in temperature cos they absorb all the heat. Maybe schools can organise mass screening of the show to their students in an effort to increase their awareness in protecting the environment and what the consequences are if they don't. I'm sure it'll scare the living shit outta them. Oh and remember to seek refuge in the public library in case of bad weather cos there are lotsa n lotsa books for u to burn to keep yourself warm. This show is lame.

Fashion tip for gals time! Its becoming a fad to wear short tight skirts with words written across the back of the skirt (eg. Stussy, Roxy, Juicy). Its highly captivating and the attention it draws can be so fantabulous. But be warned, u might cause the death of some poor guy who is so concentrated on seeing the word 'Stussy' shift from left to right that he forgets that he is crossing a road. Oh, but pls make sure u have a nice butt otherwise u'll look like u're tryin to hide a balloon in that skirt of urs. Also, nice legs too. If your legs look like elephant trunks or are badly scarred or with red marks n all, pls pls pls dun spoil ppl's appetite.

Oh, found out that i probably got expelled from NUS today. Tried to buy the bus concession at the MRT stn today but the auntie said that my Tertiary Student Concession Card has expired. She explained to me in a condescending tone that it'll only expire when i leave school like when im expelled. Wow every rose has it thorns, even dried n wilted ones. I sure got her on a bad day. Think she probably was irritated that i lined up twice.. the first time getting rejected cos she said "NO NETS. MUZ PAY CASH LA (U COCK)!" Thankfully a nice gentleman over at the passenger service counter told me that i need to call my school n check. Okie cool, found out that NUS has this voice automated operator and u can tell the answering machine which person/department u r looking for by just talkin into the phone! Technology sia.. or maybe im just swakoo. Have a try, the number is 67756666. But i still cant find that person-in-charge cos he/she wasnt around. Well, my expulsion from NUS is still unknown. I'm so worried.

Oh well, tml's my first day of work at the childcare centre as a tutor. So exciting. I wonder what kinda torture the kids have installed for me. Amen.

POTONG JALAN:
Malay, literally meaning "to cut a (new) road". Often used in the context of stealing somebody's girlfriend (v. rarely boyfriend) away, but can also refer to other types of transactions where one party is being bypassed or cut off.
"I thought you my best friend one, how can you potong jalan Jenny?"

Well, i got that definition off www.talkingcock.com. It seems to be a dog-eat-dog world even in terms of relationship. They say that if u steal someone else's galfren, someone else will come n steal your galfren.. sorta like a karma thing. But if you dun steal anybody's galfren, does it mean that nobody will come along and steal your galfren?

Nope, i havent potong jalan-ed anybody's galfren. I'm just curious as to how this thing works. They say that if the gal leaves her boyfren for u (also meaning u stole that gal from him), she may just leave you for someone else when a better guy comes along. This implies that she is not worth the effort cos it'll bring you heartache in the end.

It seems that third parties are always frowned upon by the society and that they will never live happily ever after. I beg to differ. For those people who watch The OC, Ryan potong jalan-ed Marissa from Luke. I think Marissa is happier with Ryan, rather than learning that her bf's dad is a gay if she had stayed on with Luke (yeah thats episode 12. for those of you who follow it on Channel 5, i just spoilt your show :P). Back to my point, i think Ryan and Marissa will live happily ever after, but of course, after encountering several turbulences in their new relationship.

Also, i think third parties can make other people's relationship better. If you have watched Shrek2, do you think Princess Fiona's dad n mum would've accepted Shrek as their son-in-law had Prince Charming not come into the picture?

Thats why i say we all give three cheers to third parties around the world and a hurrah for potong jalan-ing!

Wow.. i'm taking my first few steps into the blogging world which is full of bitching, gossiping, backstabbing n all. Think i'm gonna enjoy it!