Tuesday, November 30, 2004
someone up there @ 4:48 AM
Some supernatural forces are trying to prevent me from going to sleep early.
Was about to switch off my lights and go to bed at 3am just now when my phone beeped and justin asked if i wanna go eat bak kut teh cos he has a huge craving for it. I politely obliged based on our friendship of 10 years. But i made him come pick me up 'cos i was too lazy to drive.
The damn Founder's bak kut teh at balestier was closed so we had to make a detour to the prata place outside my house. Now its gonna be 5am soon and I'm not sleeping yet.
This has been the case every night since my exams started! Argh i need to sleep normally. But the weirdest of stuff keep cropping up. Depressed friends who needed to talk, my nba live 2005 wanting my attention, soccer matches, the list goes on. And last night, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie kept me up till 6am as well.
I need my bolster. My garf bolster. Sigh.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
new hairstyle @ 3:45 PM
My new hairstyle resembles something like this..
LATINO HEAT! spunky eh? *LOL* But the hair at the back is really irritating the hell outta me.. damn itchy. Other than that, I love it 'cos it can keep my neck warm through the coming cold rainy December period. ya rite. Y isit that the ppl who cut my hair always can't give me a nice decent haircut which i will like? sigh.
Saturday, November 27, 2004
Pauper and the Bitch @ 2:11 AM
when the neighbourhood pauper dates the high class rich bimbo..
1) she doesn't wash the dishes..
2) and when she does, she whines that her hands smell of oil n washing detergent..
3) which is so unglam.
4) she hasn't realise that bus stops are usually on the left side of the road 'cos the doors of buses are always on the left..
5) oh wait, she doesn't take buses.
6) she complains when you bring her to the hawker centre 'cos she's overdressed..
7) and she says that you are dressed just right for the place..
8) but you are wearing what you will wear to a restaurant as well.
9) oh and the smoke makes her hair stink.
10) she complains that a
MINI-cooper is actually very
SMALL inside.
11) she makes you get off the car in the rain to get the umbrella from the boot..
12) 'cos she doesn't wanna trouble her maid to bring the umbrella out to the gate to fetch her when she gets home.
Friday, November 26, 2004
Hauntings @ 3:25 PM
I hate it when something from the past returns to haunt me. Its funny how you thought that you had already faced all the consequences and just when you are slowly coming to terms with all the emotional baggage, they return to haunt you.
What's worse is if it is not within your ability to take responsibility for it and that someone else has to bear the burden for you.
Sigh I feel really bad. I'll make it up to you someday. Somehow.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Hai @ 8:59 PM
-Sigh-
(sleep n get over it)
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
mirror @ 3:04 PM
Uncanny resemblance... so adorable!
Sunday, November 21, 2004
wish @ 4:15 PM
HA! I asked for
chocs n I got them. Yay thanks! Next.. I want a
PS2!!
Friday, November 19, 2004
chocs anyone? @ 4:08 PM
By the way, anybody has chocolate to spare? Kindly drop them off at my room.. I need them to keep myself
happy and
alive.
I quote Enrique Iglesias -
"Maybe I'm addicted, I'm out of control, but you're the drug that keeps me from dying.."
Confucius says.. @ 2:05 PM
My TOP 10 Confucius jokes!
Confucius says...
1) man who drives like hell, bound to get there.
2) man who goes to bed with itchy backside, wakes up with a smelly hand.
4) man who stands on toilet bowl, is high on pot.
5) man who sneezes without hanky, takes matters into his own hands.
6) man who has hands in pockets, is always on the ball.
3) man who has hand down another man's pants, not feeling himself today
7) boy who fool with girl in wrong period, gets caught red handed.
8) boy who goes to sleep with stiff problem, wakes up with solution in hand.
9) girl who sit on carpenter's lap, gets hard tool.
10) girl who sit on Judge's lap, gets honorable discharge.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
ES2007D @ 10:59 PM
Just had my first paper today. I figured I'll try to evaluate what i expect myself to get and tally it with my actual grades while the paper is still fresh in my mind. This is a good way to see if i meet my expectations or not!
Module: ES2007D - Professional Communication
Evaluation: I'll probably be lucky enough to get a B-. The CA is 60% of which i think my class participation, project, presentation all SUCK. The exam was 40% of which i had only ONE claim compared to others TWO, and i couldn't finish the second question.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
the Champion @ 10:09 PM
"A feeling, once lost, can never be found again"
Thursday, November 11, 2004
deepavali @ 4:49 PM
Happy Deepavali to the dear Indian community in Spore! What better way to celebrate this joyous occasion than by telling a joke?
Qn:
What do you get when a group of Indians take a picture together?
Ans:
end of semester! @ 3:04 AM
yay i finally finally finished all my projects n presentations for this semester! now i can really concentrate on preparing for my exams which starts next thursday.
so if u see me not mugging hard from today onwards, u can smack my head!
all i can do now is to look forward to 25th Novemeber 1100hrs..
Monday, November 08, 2004
pursue your dreams @ 2:35 PM
What do you do when you reach the dead end of a one way street?
Sunday, November 07, 2004
@ 8:29 PM
acting cute with dex at coffee bean! don't we all miss his lame n cold jokes??? we should hang out more often!!
glucose @ 2:18 PM
During a lecture, the lecturer told the students that sperm contain glucose.
A smart-ass gal put up her hand and asked, "then how come sperm doesn't taste sweet?"
Her whole face turned red when she realised her own stupidity and she got up to leave the lecture theatre.
As she was walking out, the lecturer said, "Well, the tastebuds we use for tasting sweetness is on the tip of our tongue. Not at the back of our throat."
(credit goes to Pussyjus for the brilliant joke)
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
it just doesn't pay @ 4:32 AM
the Laidback Superstar is reborn.
