THIS is seriously funny shit.

If you enjoy humour and you enjoy oogling at pretty girls as well, you really should watch it. It is a candid behind the scenes Q&A session with the contestants of Miss Universe 2006! Remember to check out Miss France's segment. Damn hilarious!

I'm currently watching season one of Lost. Yep, I know I'm kinda outdated. But I've been following every single episode of The OC, Desperate Housewives, and the countless animes. Adding Lost to that will be pure suicidal. So since its the hols now, I'm watching all the serials that I haven't manage to catch. Oh if you guys like Southpark, you should check out Family Guy which is just as funny.

Anyways back to Lost. I'm pretty sure most of you will know that its about the survivors of a plane crash who are lost on a deserted island somewhere out there. So what do they do? A group of them decided to just sit by the beach, curse and swear at their bad luck, pray + wait and hope that people will come to rescue them. The other group decides to move into the jungle where there's shelter and fresh drinkable water. Just in case you are wondering, sea water is not drinkable. Ok so in short, one group decides to just wait and hope; the other decides to get on with their life by building shelters, hunting for food, etc etc.

This got me wondering.. which group will I join? I wasn't sure at first but after recent happenings, I think I'll join the getting-on-with-life group. Obviously the natural reaction is to pray and hope that rescuers will come. But, after so many days, nobody came. Staying at the beach risks being attacked by wild animals at night and the harsh weather. But, if there's a passing ship or aircraft, at least there's a chance you'll be spotted. On the contrary, staying in the jungle means its harder to get spotted but there'll be shelter and drinking water. The natural resources of the island will allow you to get on with life, even though that may not be the life you wanna live.

Perhaps life will be much easier and full of hope if you just sit and wait and pray and hope. But, what are the chances? You might as well buy 4D, Toto or Big Sweep. Afterall, when you buy you got hope; if you don't you got no chance. But no, that's just not me. I saw a tee-shirt at Giordano that said "Winners make it happen; Losers let it happen". How apt.

So what will you do if you're one of the people in Lost?

After watching THIS, I also wanna be a hero. No, its not Nacho Libre.

The next person to piss me off, I assure you that you will look at me in a different light from then on. Possibly, as a hero.

Anyways, I was listening to 987fm the other day while driving. Dan and Young were talking about screwed up company URLs. I found the following somewhere and it has similar contents..

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

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1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name.. wait for it.. is
www.whorepresents.com


2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com


5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company..
www.powergenitalia.com


6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com


7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com


8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com


9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com


10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

My friend Yang Li Chuan is a brave soul. He is gonna shave his head bald in support of the Children's Cancer Foundation. Whats the big deal, you may ask. But I've never seen this dude sport any hairstyle shorter than his armpit hair. No, he has never been into army 'cos he is from Ah Bian's kingdom where the MPs bitch slap each other during the parliament session.

Go search for my bravest of brave friend's name HERE!

Please support him and donate generously. I know I only pledged about two bucks. I am willing to double my pledge if Mr Singapore Idol Contestant shaves his head bald. Yes I'm talking about you Mr Twohill.



And stop smirking.

Its the World Cup Finals tonight.. Italy vs France.

Both teams have been training hard to prepare for the finals. But the Italians have been preparing harder in order to makan French Toast for breakfast.

Check out THIS CLIP to see why..

Comfort Delgro is simply brilliant. Just in case you guys do not follow the news (*points at carynkohjia*), Comfort Delgro has announced that taxi fares will increase from next monday onwards. The new flag down fare will be $2.50, and the peak hour surcharge will be $2. Other than these, the way the meter jumps will be faster because they are also gonna change the rate. I can't remember the exact figures, but in short, your 10 cents will travel less from next Monday onwards.

So why do I say that they are brilliant? No, it is not because of the (lame) reasons they gave for the taxi fare hike. I have my own (not lame) reasons for complaining about the fare hike. They are brilliant because of the way they pacify the public. Comfort Delgro has announced that the peak hour surcharge for Saturdays will be abolished because of the 5 day work week thingy. I bet that when they announced this, they were expecting us to say 'That's hot' (just like Paris Hilton would). Tmd. With the extra $1 they earn from every peak hour passenger from Mon-Fri, taxi uncles can stay home and shake leg on Saturday morning and watch Digimon on Kids Central.

Haha you think that the taxi uncles are poor thing work so hard let them earn more abit won't die right. Please lah. With the increasing rental costs for taxis, you think the increased charges will end up where? With Comfort Delgro la. They are fucking slavedrivers man. A few months ago they say they are gonna increase the retirement age of cabbies so that the old folks will have income too. If you look at the way these old people die, i mean drive, they should just stay home and rest. Haven't you seen old old old cabbies dying, i mean driving, on the roads, peering through their thick glasses sitting as close to the windscreen as possible so that they can see more clearly driving in the middle of two lanes 'cos they cannot see the white lines etc etc? Please lah Comfort Delgro don't let them die, i mean drive. Spare a thought for other road users can?

On a totally different topic, there was this oh-i'm-so-freaking-smart-and-observant-lady who wrote to the ST forum and said that insurance companies should charge higher premiums for black colour cars 'cos the drivers of black cars are more reckless etc etc and get into more accidents than other colour cars. I say fuck shit lah you. If you wanna talk about statistics, go check out how many black color cars are registered with LTA. I can tell you that for every other color car that you see on the road, there'll be two or three black cars around it. Don't believe? Go check out the carparks. Since there are so many black cars out there, isn't it more likely that there'll be a few black sheeps (pardon the pun) within the black cars? If you wanna know what colour are the dangerous cars.. they are the blue ones, yellow top black body ones, yellow ones and white ones.

I have more to kaobei about other topics. Maybe another day when I'm free. This has been a long post. I feel like a kaobei kia. Haha!