My free gift from Zouk (girls each sold separately)..



Apparently, Heineken hired some European babes to go around taking instant pictures with people in Zouk. It's free!

Oh, Citibank cardholders enjoy 1 for 1 whole night on Fridays at Winebar. I need to get one myself. But I don't even have a monthly income, so I think its easier to just psycho John Tucker Seow, who nearly got into a fight at Phuture, to go apply for one. Haha!

Went New Asia Bar last night. Damn high lar. Not the drinking part though, but the fact that NAB is on the 71st and 72nd level of Swissotel.

And so I did not watch any Prison Break last night. But I've been serving my time tonight man. Just had a marathon Prison Break session. 3 back to back to back episodes. It's just so bloody addictive!

Alrights shall go watch Barca vs Valencia now!

Midterm break is here again! Sadly, this will be my last midterm break in NUS. I guess I better start making full use of this midterm break while it lasts! And here's what I'm gonna do..



Prison Break! Sorry to all my project mates and my dissertation supervisor. I'll be rather busy this midterm break trying to complete all 22 episodes of Prison Break. This is seriously good shit.. you guys should check it out. Either catch it on ch5 (they just aired the first episode) or you can borrow the "DVDs" from me. Thanks to royce for the "DVDs"!

Anyway, as the title suggests, its a drama serial about a guy trying to break out from prison. Check out his tattoo! It's the blueprint of the prison itself! That's damn freaking smart la..



I'm so tempted to tattoo the whole streetdirectory of Singapore on myself. And I know of the ideal location to tattoo the esplanade and swissotel! Someone told me that if you look at those buildings from a certain angle, they actually look like a certain part of the male body. Something like this 8=====0

I was just reading the Life section of today's StraitsTimes. There was an article on the new crop of leading men from China, Taiwan and Korea. Then I remembered something..

I think I was at Peking U during my summer programme to China. We were brought on a tour around their school campus by the students. From the corner of my eye, I noticed that one of the girls amongst our guides kept staring, pointing, giggling with her friend at one of us. At first I thought they were laughing at Vincey 'cos he is oh-so-cute. So I didn't really bother.

Later on during dinner, one of my schoolmate told us that the girl actually told her that she thinks I look like Huang Xiao Ming. I was like ?!?!. Who in the world is that?

Now I know.. he is apparently some up and coming actor who has already made quite a name for himself in China.



Yes, that is him as Yang Guo in Legend of the Condor Heroes. And that so does not look like me. All the more since I was wearing my specs at Peking U. Now I realise why I subconciously wanna go work in China after graduating.

Xiao Long Nu(s), here I come!

Broke my goggles on Monday. Broke my bag on Tuesday. What am I gonna break next?

The Newurbanmale bag which I just bought last month broke. The part that connects the bag and the sling snapped. Come to think of it, Newurbanmale bag -> broke -> broke bag! Wahahaha I'm lame. Sue me.

My advance valuation project is so gonna groom me to become a future hotel magnate! And I'm sure my future daughter is already thinking in her mind "That's hot."



Special thanks to Josh (not in the pic) 'cos I stole the photo off her blog. Heh.

SJ made me feel much better today. Apparently he once ate a $70++ soya beancurd at Geylang on a Sunday morning!

Went to watch WC, PussyJus and Miss Fish perform at UCC just now. 3/4 way through the performance, ryN* (who just came back from some Methodist Church Youth Leadership Camp) asked me "Why are the girls always skimpily dressed?"

Well, I just thought of the perfect answer. God created Adam and Eve but did not give them clothes to wear. They only realised it was shameful after eating the forbidden fruit. If it was inherently wrong and immoral for these two to walk around naked, then why did God create them that way in the first place? Why would He want them to do something that He considered to be wrong? Perhaps it is to help them get attracted to each other and be one flesh and multiply within the earth with their offspring(s). Thats why we always have scantily clad girls performing on stage. You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel! Ooh right!

Anyways I was talking to another friend the other day about girlfriends disliking certain female friends of their boyfriends' even though it appears that there are no sufficient reasons to generate the amount of dislike. To which my friend said, "When girlfriends feel that they themselves are the same pattern as a particular female friend of the boyfriend, they feel a threat."

Sheer brilliance. Haha!

A friend once said "When you're suay, yang2 niao3 also will bian4 gong1 ji1 (rear bird also will become rooster)."

The pinnacle of my run of bad luck? The Ba Chor Mee which I just ate at Bedok Blk 85 cost me $32. There's no typo, its thirty two dollars. CCB.

Maybe I should really follow Vincey and invest in the clover leaf key chain which supposedly brings good luck.

This is my number 2 song of the moment. Number 1 is still Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado, for all the obvious reasons. Haha!




Hate Me by Blue October

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

I'm sober now for 3 whole months it's one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won't touch again
In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I'll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes crying and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling "make it go away!"
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered "How can you do this to me?"

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

I think that the following two emails are rather amusing so I've posted them here. Hope you guys don't mind!

The first email..

From: Alex
Sent: Sat 9/2/2006 12:15 AM
To: Vincey; WY; MZ; Miao; Josh
Subject: adv valuation tutorial


hey guys,

we are presenting qn2 for advance valuation tutorial nxt thursday right?

here's the answer

(censored)

cheers,
siao on lex

PS. paiseh abit siao on this sem.

The reply..

From: Josh
Sent: Sun 9/3/2006 2:02 PM
To: Alex
Subject: RE: adv valuation tutorial


Eh ur siao on cos u only got THREE modules LAAAAaaaa!!!

PUI!

Hahahahaha.. I slack also keena scolded.. Siao on also scolded. Whassup man.. seems like girls really can't make up their mind one. Oh yah the names on the email have been edited to protect the identity of my groupmates.

Due to some political redtape and copyright infringement laws, my post on a recap of my wednesday night at zouk has been removed.