Sam msned me this morning saying that her tummy was pretty bloated and she needed to shit.

To which I replied, "you can't shit the fats out!"

Wahlau how witty lor.

Anyways went to catch Narnia yesterday. And my god (or should I say 'narHia'), it was a damn good show! I've always marvelled at the imagination of fantsy books authors. Someday I'll write my own fantasy book. Speaking of creativity, I was watching TV the other day.. ESPN I think.. there's a group of people who are playing Quidditch in real life! And they are going on a world tour to showcase the game. Its freaking dumb I tell you. They can't fly on brooms so guess what they do.. they hold the freaking broom between their legs with one hand and play with the other hand! Thats not all.. the golden snitch is a person wearing gold with a black sock sticking out of his pants. The black sock contains a tennis ball so when he is caught and the ball is taken out, the game is over. Freaking stupid I tell you.

Back to Narnia. We were watching at Cine. Suddenly halfway through the show, the dude behind me tapped my shoulder. He asked if I could sit lower abit 'cos my hair was abit too high (he said that). Kaninarhia lor. But I wanted to just watch the movie so I obliged by slouching which is bad for my bad back. After the show I turned back to look at him. I thought he was prolly a midget or around Sam's height. Scarly it was a fat man and his friend. They were totally slouching almost to the point of lying on their seat, something like what you would do IF you're sitting on the front row. However, we were quite far behind so there was no need for that. They really look like those classic couch potatoes. Wahlaueh. Really kaninarhia lor.