The funniest things in office always happen in the lifts.

This morning I came in late 'cos of heavy traffic on the roads. So I was like 10mins late for breakfast and I was very hungry. We have six lifts in this building but like 10 of us squeezed into this one lift. Sibe kway4 seo1. When the lift started moving, the fragrance of somebody's breakfast flooded the lift. My stomach growled. Not once, not twice, but thrice. Everybody heard it and they were looking around. Luckily some joker said to the fella with the food, 'wow your breakfast sure smells good eh.' and that distracted the other lift-ers from their visionary hunt for the suspect. Phew.

So I came in to office, started up my desktop and laptop (Yes I have to use both don't ask me why 'cos its a top secret). Then my usual breakfast gang were rushing me to go down for breakfast 'cos one of them has a meeting at 10am. So off we went. Bumped into a few other colleagues working at the same level as us and we were chatting as we went into the lift. There were two other dudes already in the lift (same company but different department). Guess they know my few other colleagues 'cos one of them asked if we are poly students. We were all like ???. Then he said oh uni interns ar? We were like ZZzzZzz.

And then we realised. I was wearing polo-T and jeans. This other girl was wearing short denim skirt with a jacket over her T. Then the last girl was wearing T and jeans. Well done la.

Knn don't liddat la. On days that I wear my tailored slim cut long sleeve shirt with cuff links and my tailored pants that puts Sam's ass to shame, nobody asks if I'm the Chief Executive or Director. Gimme a break la.