I would like to say sorry to the organisers of NJC's senior prom for the graduating batch of 2000. I'm sorry I had no idea that prom is actually such a big thing in the school calendar and I didn't bother to turn up nor pay up. I skipped prom to spend my fren's last few moments in Singapore before she left for Maldives on a one week plus vacation.

It took me till 2330hrs on 31st July 2006 to realise my mistake for not attending such a big social event. ryN* and I were walking to the carpark of her hall. We walked and cutted into the path of a guy and a girl (presumably freshies) who were standing there. We were barely one step away from the guy when he said out loud to his friend "Hey thats my J.." And then we took one more step and he continued "C prom queen!" Wahahaha wad a cockster lah. I'm rather sure ryN* and I weren't communicating using hand language. If you're still not sure how near we were walking in between the two of them, its what the soccer commentators will call a questionable offside decision by the referee. We were almost in line with them when the guy started talking! I was so scared that he was gonna kneel down and kowtow lah. Wah sey man, ryN*! Now you can walk around and lao lan sia.

That interesting encounter aside, I'm rather happy that I've joined a special and elite community. I now hold a proud membership card of newurbanmale.com. So next time you guys wanna buy stuff from there and want a 10% discount, just lemme know! Funny thing is it says 'For men with good taste' on the back of the card. I didn't know that protein really tastes so good. I'm gonna show the card to girls and convince them about this often misrep fact. Wahahaha! You still don't get what I'm saying? Call me and I'll tell you.