I am getting sick 'cos of the smell of cement (mind you, CEMENT not SEMEN).
Anyways for all my friends out there who have been CONSTANTLY asking me when I'm leaving for China, I'm leaving on 28th May 2006 (Sun) and the flight is at around 4pm. And for those who have been offering to drive me down, I think my daddy will send me down. But, you guys can just go straight to the airport to see me off.
In case, you all start to think that I believe I'm some kinda superstar, I'm not lying. All these offers are real and sincere. There is indeed some kinda superstar factor involved. However, the superstar is not me. Here's the reason why all my friends wanna see me off, or rather, I'm being used as an excuse for them to go to the airport.

I'll post my flight details later on when I get it. For now, all you horny boys and girls can just go wank yourself dry. 'Cos cometh 28th May 2006, yours truly - The SHAGhai Knight (as LC spells it), will be laying the smack down in the Repubic of China.