NEWSFLASH: Blundering-ryn strikes again and again

Orchard - Singapore was hit by a new criminal, blundering-ryn, today. Alex, 23, was queuing up at the atm machine at the dbs centre Liat Tower when blundering-ryn struck. According to the many eye witnesses, blundering-ryn opened a bottle of pepsi while she was standing beside alex. The whole bottle exploded and alex's birkis were drenched in pepsi. The victim, alex, said: "wahlan eh sim tia (heartache). this pair is genuine birkis leh, not like the 199 baht pair that my gf wears."

The next crime scene was at the Adidas outlet of Takashimaya. Blundering-ryn struck at the counter while paying for a bday present for her friend. She handed the cashier her Nus-DBS debit card and acted yaya-papaya that she owns a Mastercard. When the cashier asked if she would prefer to pay by Nets or Master, blundering-ryn did not hear clearly and cleverly guessed that the cashier was asking which mode of payment she would prefer. Acting even more yaya-papaya 'cos she had guessed the cashier's intention, she calmly replied, "Visa." The cashier held the Mastercard in his hand, and gave her a bewildered look. Luckily her already-red-faced bf was there to tell the cashier "Mastercard" and that saved her from further embarassment. After blundering-ryn signed the receipt, the cashier even bothered to check the back of the card for a matching signature. An eye witness said that the cashier prob felt that blundering-ryn was not the rightful owner of the card. There was no signature and so he asked her to sign on the back of the card. After matching the signatures, the cashier was trying hard to conceal his laughter. He practically had the ump cheo (secret smile) look, thinking in his mind "What a noob."

Police have warned that the public should keep a 1km radius of blundering-ryn to avoid any physical, monetary, or face loss.