Yesterday someone called me Xiao Ding Dang (Doraemon).

Shit man.. I know I've been putting on some holiday weight but I didn't know its that much.

And so I vow to slim down.. after CNY!

For the time being, I'll just be a helpful Xiao Ding Dang. There is this stupid lame joke which my friend told me.

Qn. Why is Xiao Ding Dang v v v helpful?

Ans. Cos he always shen1 chu1 yuan2 shou3 (stick out round hand.. in Chinese it means being helpful)


Anyways, one of the modules which I am taking this semester is 50% project based. And I just managed to form a super power project group ala Real Madrid, los galácticos. We have 7 members and each one of them is somebody in the school, well, except for me. So we have 6 galaticos. We have the year-rep who is every lecturers' pet, we have a up-and-rising local movie starlet, we have a valuation/finance expert who is freaking rich, we have a dancing cum cheerleading ivp queen, we have a guy who used to date joanne peh (yes the mediacorp one), and last but not least we have a sexy hot babe. And then we have me.

You look at how Real Madrid is performing, they are like a total flop. I hope that we won't flop the 50% project otherwise I can forget abt pulling my cap up. Every team needs a Jose Mourinho. Yes the Special One. And thats where I come in. Muahahahhahahahahaha..