I decided to go to church this morning to pray for my exams 'cos after my first paper I felt that I needed to pray to every available religion in order not to flunk. I slept at 5am last night 'cos of the Real-Barca match and what a great match it was. I think that God is Brazilian, and here's why...



So after just 4 hours of sleep, I went to church. Reverend Viinson Goal (not his real name) gave the sermon today. He told a stupid lame joke about a nun, a cab driver and a tranny. If you wanna hear it I can tell it to you another time 'cos right now I have no mood for jokes.

Anyways, today's sermon was about some revival thingy. Rev Goal said that today's church-goers are all subnormal from the standard of God and that if we were to become normal, people will think that we are abnormal. And then he talked about three factors which explain the situation. I can only remember the first 'cos I was too infuriated to listen to the rest.

The first factor was about yoked relationships. Relationships between believers and non-believers. I simply don't understand why it is so hard for them to accept non-believers. Its so primary school thinking lah. Like how in pri school, the girls always don't friend the boys cos they are not girls and they believe that boys are evil. And then when the boys hear the word 'girls' they will all go 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..' C'mon la, boys will be boys and girls will be girls. They will learn eventually that they have to co-exist. Thats a fact you can't change. Maybe thats why more and more boys are going for sex change operation or becoming gay and girls are becoming butches and turning into lesbians. In the end, the lady boys and the gays and the butches and the lesbians are still not accepted by the society when in the first place its the society that made them turn out like that.

I was so angry. So in a bid to take revenge, I decided to go to Giordano after lunch. And I bought a product of the mother of all evil..



Guess who?



Hey!

Yes if right now you feel that Mickey is saying "You can just suck my cock you holy guacamole!" to people like the dear Mr Rev, you are not the only one. Why do I say that Walt Disney is evil? Because THEY think so! Talking animals are not cool to THEM. We should just capture all THESE people and lock them up inside Disneyland Hong Kong. That'll be like THEIR worst nightmare I think.

Bottomline: If you want people to respect your religion, you should start by respecting other people and even respect other religions. Me, I have faith in God. I feel that its just these people interpreting his Holy words the wrong way. If God is alive, I'm sure he will say to them the same thing Mickey is saying.

Amen.