Ever seen a mule?

mule -
n. The sterile hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse, characterized by long ears and a short mane.
Ever heard of the saying 'as stubborn as a mule'?
Well, since a mule has the genes of a male donkey, that makes it an ass as well.
So, if you're as stubborn as a mule, that will make you an ass too.
Maybe I should just turn a blind eye to everything. Then probably I won't end up making myself so frustrated. Accusing me of being condescending towards you is so totally wrong. I treat you like royalty, mind you. Maybe its because of the long ears that characterize a mule that make you oversensitive.
Bah.