I found this damn interesting MSN conversation on the net. Here's the background knowledge you need to know before reading on.
wang - Slang for the male genetalia, specifically the penis. Syn: penis.
for example: That guy has a huge wang!
(taken from www.urbandictionary.com)
Okay thats all. Here's the conversation:
<(nick has been censored)> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<(nick has been censored)> Let's see the results...
<(nick has been censored)> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<(nick has been censored)> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<(nick has been censored)> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<(nick has been censored)> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<(nick has been censored)> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<(nick has been censored)> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<(nick has been censored)> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<(nick has been censored)> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<(nick has been censored)> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<(nick has been censored)> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<(nick has been censored)> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<(nick has been censored)> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<(nick has been censored)> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<(nick has been censored)> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
<(nick has been censored)> Ok
<(nick has been censored)> I have found, definitive proof
<(nick has been censored)> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
