D is for Damn-sian-lah.
D is also Dumbledore-is-dead.
D is also for Dum-dum-dee-dee-dee-dum-dum-dee-dee-dee-dum-dum-dee-dee-dum.

As you all can see, I'm pretty bored. Okay so lets talk about the letter C today since C comes before D.

When I think of the letter C, words like Cute, Caryn, Cockanadan, Chiobu, all come to my mind. Lets see how I link all of the words up.

Cute means ugly but adorable. Seriously, people should stop calling Caryn that. It suddenly dawned upon me why my friends call me a paedophile. Cos everybody calls Caryn cute. Cute is for lil' girls. You can also call a guy cute. Like that cute guy on Heartlanders, Julian Hee hee hee. Since Caryn is not a cute guy, they mean she is a cute lil' girl. She is twenty already lah cmon. Stop making it sound like she's still in her sweet sixteen. Okay lets find other words to describe Caryn ok?

Cockanadan. Not a bad choice. Who else can accuse two Fillipino gals for brushing their teeth in public outside Orchard MRT station control on a weekday afternoon?? FYI, the two Fillipinos were eating ice cream. They were holding the ice cream cups and were in the process of putting the white creamy ice cream with their pink spoons into their wide open mouth. I was laughing like crazy all through the Wisma tunnel. Cockanadan. What an apt description.

Chiobu. Eeks. What a word to use. So cheena, like those NTU cheena piangs like that. Anyhoo, I think there are no chiobus *cringes* amongst the freshies in NUS (or maybe just Temasek Hall) this year. I should stop looking at young girls, who my friend says dun even know whether they got hair down there already or not. I know its damn crude. But its damn funny lah so I have to mention it. Sorry.

Okay shall stop here. Lets talk about B next time. Oh. Have you all heard about Billy Wanker the exchange student? Apparently his best friend is his right hand. Shall talk more about 'their' exploits next time round.. Till then!