Once upon a time
In a far away galaxy call Planet Senipmat
Armed with 10 cheesydog sabres and a C0K3
Darth Xelares, Captain Kohjia and Padawan Zeke
Went on a mission which they had to pay $8 x 3 + $1
Darth Xelares was sitting beside this bengish looking Jedi who seemed to have a huge light sabre stuck on his crotch 'cos this Jedi was sitting with his legs so far apart that you can fit the whole planet Naboo between them. Now, Darth Xelares has unusually long legs and being unable to extend his legs properly bothered him quite abit. He breathed in the most orgasmic manner and said to the Jedi, "I am your father (lin pei in hokkien) and I'm asking you to close your fuckin' legs."
The Jedi did not buldge. It seemed that he thought this was his own home - the Jedi temple. Darth Xelares was unable to conjour up Sith lightning as he only had mechanical arms in place of his own arms which were lost in two separate battles. Suddenly, the Jedi had to shift more to the other side so he could communicate with his companion. Darth Xelares made use of the opportunity and opened up his legs. The Jedi tried fighting back by kicking Darth Xelares but the Sith Lord's legs are made of metal as well.
At last the balance of the force was restored. Planet Senipmat was a peaceful place once again.
