ryN* was having bible study session in church yesterday afternoon which was supposed to end at 630pm. I got to her church but she was held up, so I decided to take out my Real Estate Law notes to study 'cos my paper is on Tuesday. I vividly remember Jo telling me that she went to church last sem during exams and she got good results. I was hoping the same will happen to me, furthermore, I was studying in church.


I was sitting at the benches which I assume is the waiting area. The moment I walked towards the benches, this group of teenyagers, who were sitting together at one of the benches, all turned and look at me in the most queer manner. That is the kind of look I used to give Indians when I was young, 'cos mummy always say that if I was naughty the ah bu nehnehs will cook me with curry and eat me up. Or maybe, they just couldn't believe that Edison Chen got off his black Mazda RX7 and was walking towards them.


Heck. I sat down and thought to myself that at least I can call myself a head-turner now. But I seriously thought that there was some religion-ism (a la racism) in the air, like they can't feel the force in me. Shit come to think of it, I should've made the Martian we've-come-in-peace hand sign \\ //,.


So there I was reading, when this boy and two girls got up to leave. As the boy walked past me, he said, "Aiya dun need to study so hard one lah". Then the three of them started giggling. Wahlau watermelon banana papaya milkshake lah. I got surfed in church. Young punk. Pui.


I was too taken aback to fight back. Come to think of it, if I said anything bad it probably will reflect badly on ryN* amongst the Bedok Methodist Church community. The things that they teach in church nowadays. Tsktsk.


Exams, dun study, just pray. Sick, dun see doctor, just pray. Stomachache, dun shit, just pray. Mouth full of rubbish, dun wash, just pray. Simi sai.