A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"


"Agreed!" answers the speeder.


"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?"


"That's easy! It's a car!"


"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.


"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.


"Okay, but this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"


"Fair enough."


"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is it?"


"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"


"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"


"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.


"Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.


"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."


"Go ahead"


"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.


"Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!"


"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your
daughter?"