when the neighbourhood pauper dates the high class rich bimbo..
1) she doesn't wash the dishes..
2) and when she does, she whines that her hands smell of oil n washing detergent..
3) which is so unglam.
4) she hasn't realise that bus stops are usually on the left side of the road 'cos the doors of buses are always on the left..
5) oh wait, she doesn't take buses.
6) she complains when you bring her to the hawker centre 'cos she's overdressed..
7) and she says that you are dressed just right for the place..
8) but you are wearing what you will wear to a restaurant as well.
9) oh and the smoke makes her hair stink.
10) she complains that a
MINI-cooper is actually very
SMALL inside.
11) she makes you get off the car in the rain to get the umbrella from the boot..
12) 'cos she doesn't wanna trouble her maid to bring the umbrella out to the gate to fetch her when she gets home.
