Confucius says.. @ 2:05 PM
My TOP 10 Confucius jokes!
Confucius says...
1) man who drives like hell, bound to get there.
2) man who goes to bed with itchy backside, wakes up with a smelly hand.
4) man who stands on toilet bowl, is high on pot.
5) man who sneezes without hanky, takes matters into his own hands.
6) man who has hands in pockets, is always on the ball.
3) man who has hand down another man's pants, not feeling himself today
7) boy who fool with girl in wrong period, gets caught red handed.
8) boy who goes to sleep with stiff problem, wakes up with solution in hand.
9) girl who sit on carpenter's lap, gets hard tool.
10) girl who sit on Judge's lap, gets honorable discharge.
