The tiger told me a racist joke last nite. Here's how it goes:
During the Japanese occupation, 1 Chinese 1 Malay and 1 Indian were running away from the Japanese soldiers. They found 3 potato sacks and decided to hide in one each. The Japanese soldiers found the 3 sacks and decided to poke each of the sacks with a dagger.
When they were about to poke the first bag, the Chinese who was in it said, "Meow! Meow!" The Japanese soldiers thought that there was a cat in it and decided not to kill it.
When they were about to poke the second bag, the Malay went "Woof! Woof!" Thinking that there was a dog in it, the Japanese soldiers left that bag alone.
When they got to the last bag, the Indian said something. And he was killed instantly. Guess what he said?
The Indian said, "
Potato! Potato!"
