So there i was lying on my bed, dreaming about eating mooncakes with traditional lotus paste and single yoke, when i got woken up by this alarm from a nokia handphone which did not belong to me.


*dear owner of the handphone.. if you are deaf, you don't need an alarm.*


Went for my tutorial at AS3. Met an acquaintance who said to me, "Good morning! Just woke up? Going for class?"


*Look. You jolly well know that its a good morning, so unless i'm a bat or an owl, yeah of course i just woke. And for what other reason will i be at AS3 for? Oh yeah, maybe the weather was getting too hot so i decided to move my whole bed into the tutorial classroom.*


Went into the class.. WOW i was the first to arrive! So i sat down and in came some girl who said, "Hi whats ur name? I'm ######## (i can't remember)."
So i said hi n told her my name.
Then she said, "Are you from arts?"
I replied, "Nope."
So she said, "Ohhhh so you're taking it as an exposure module?"
Me: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrr......."


*Now don't try to use big words on me lady. I know what an exposure module means in the Arts fac context. I already said i'm not from Arts so what am i exposing myself to? Your stupidity???


So my philo tutorial went on.. it was 5mins before the class was supposed to end. Suddenly two girls walked in and just sat down. The tutor didnt stop them. When the tutor finished, he said thank you and see you again next week. The two girls were like "HUH? So fast end already?"


*Firstly, do not invade other ppl's class. Secondly, please knock before u come in. Thirdly, check your watches!


And so after class, i went to the Arts canteen to buy lunch. Decided to dabao 'cos i wanted to go back to hall to eat and watch Southpark. After packing, i turned around n met another acquaintance. He said, "Hey where you sitting ar?"


*I'm gonna sit in A317. Can't you see that i'm carrying a red plastic bag with food in it? Dickhead.


URGH.. NUS students.